if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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