Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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