This girl is more easily done than said...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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