just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
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