once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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