i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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