god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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