READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
well most of my day revolves around power hour
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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