she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
It's just like the Real World with babies
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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