You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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