I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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