Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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