So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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