Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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