I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Come share oat with me in your robe
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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