I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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