it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I will be naked everywhere
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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