so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Randomize
