I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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