Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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