chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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