last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Are we still banned from the library?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
