i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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