The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize
