Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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