You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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