The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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