I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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