Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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