i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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