I hate your face
My friends, they love my intelligence
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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