Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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