Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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