I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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