Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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