Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You did what with his pubic hair?
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