But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm gonna have a badass scar
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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