No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
