Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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