This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Just high enough for therapy.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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