Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Randomize
