yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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