brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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