she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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