Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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