hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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