She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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