Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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