How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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