if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
3pm strippers are depressing
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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