Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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