i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
